I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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