I heard we made out
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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