Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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