it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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