Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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