Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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