i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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