This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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