Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do vagina's smell?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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