dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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