return my video game
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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