its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
don't judge my taste in strippers
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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