so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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