you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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