Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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