Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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