On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
