This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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