Having a random hookup so left but love u
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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