in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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