She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just google imaged poop.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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