this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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