But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
