I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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