I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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