i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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