I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
