I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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