8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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