If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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