he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I made him laugh his dick is mine
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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