You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
