theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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