There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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