We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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