Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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