But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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