the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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