I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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