This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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