at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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