Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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