Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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