what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
