Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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