please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
