Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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