after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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