butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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