Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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