ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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