ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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