Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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