Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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