I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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