Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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